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Confirm Email:. Confirm Password:. X Close Text a Sound. Vanessa Kensington: Hey, isn't that the big dipper? Austin Powers: Yeah, and that looks just like Uranus! Austin Powers: No doubt, love, but as long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners without protection, while at the same time, experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence environment, I'll be sound as a pound!
Austin Powers: Isn't that what being an international man of mystery's all about? Evil: Back in the 60's, I developed a weather changing machine which was in essence a sophisticated heat beam which we called a 'laser.
Slowly but surely ultraviolet rays would pour in, increasing the risk for skin cancer, that is Evil: Shit! Austin Powers: Vanessa, listen, why don't we go into the back and shag? Vanessa Kensington: What? Austin Powers: I've been frozen for thirty years! I gotta see if my bits and pieces are still working! Vanessa Kensington: I would never have sex with you.
Austin Powers: What's your point, Vanessa? Vanessa Kensington: Always looking to have fun, Austin, that's you in a nutshell! Austin Powers: No, this is me in a nutshell!
I'm in a nutshell! UN Representative: Now I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called 'Mister' thank you very much. C'mon, you gotta relax! Don't force it! You're gonna blow out your o-ring! Drop a lung! Austin Powers: Let me ask you a question, and be honest Do I make you horny?
Basil Expedition: Vanessa is one of our top agents. Austin Powers : My God, Vanessa's got a fabulous body How do I tell them that because of the unfreezing process I have no inner monologue? I hope I didn't say that out loud just now. Austin Powers: Allow myself to introduce My name is Richie Cunningham! Austin Powers: I think you're shagadelic, baby! You're switched on, you're smashing! Evil: You know, I have one simple request Now evidently, my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can't be done.
Ah, can you please remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly, throw me a bone here Quartermaster Clerk: One Swedish made penis enlarger pump. Austin Powers: That's not mine! Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish made penis enlarger Austin Powers: I'm tellin you baby, that's not mine! Quartermaster Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish made penis enlarger pump Austin Powers: I don't even know what this is!
This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby! Quartermaster Clerk: One book Who's going to take over the world when I die Maybe like work in a petting zoo.
An evil petting zoo? I really am trying to kill him The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament" " I wanted to be a quadruple threat I can't believe Liberace was gay Why don't you just kill him Evil keeps "sh"-ing Scott " First, I plan to soil myself If you want me to be a one woman man, well, that's just groovy, baby I think you can't resist me" Dr.
Evil sings the "Meow Mix" song "Isn't it ironic that the very things that you stand for I wish I was never artificially created in the lab There is no world anymore. It's only corporations" " I'll never forget the first time I saw you That looks just like Uranus Dr Evil "Why make trillions, when we could make billions!
Somebodies playing a prank on me. Honestly, it's not mine. My name is Ritchie Cunningham, and this is my wife Oprah. He's evil and wants to take over the world How could you do this to me on national television I need an old priest and a young priest No, not really, I can't back that up".
I will destroy Washington DC with this giant "laser" ". Oh aye, baby: the other other white meat Ain't my bag, baby! Meowmix, please deliver! You can't resist me! Yes, Please. Kill, Austin Powers! Austin Danger Powers. Vanessa Kensington Elizabeth Hurley: How can you tell? Austin: I never forget a pussy Powers, I would never have sex with you, ever! If you were the last man on earth and I was the last woman on earth, and the future of the human race depended on our having sex, simply for procreation, I still would not have sex with you.
Austin: What's your point, Vanessa? You're switched on. You're smashing. Her name is Alotta, Alotta Fagina. Austin: Come again? Alotta: Alotta Fagina. Austin: Ahh, I'm sorry, I'm just not getting it. Austin: I'm sorry baby, I didn't know it was your turn! My name is Richie Cunningham. Evil: An evil vet?
Evil: An evil petting zoo? Austin Powers: Ladies and gentlemen Burt Bacharach. Song begins to play. Basil Expedition: The cold war is over! Austin Powers: Well! Finally those capitalistic pigs will pay for their crimes, eh? Eh comrades? Basil Expedition: Austin Austin Powers: Oh, groovy, smashing!
Yea capitalism! Scott: But Scott: Um Scott: All I'm saying Scott: They're gonna get awa Scott: I'm just Scott: We Knock, knock. Scott: Who's there? Scott: Look All sounds on Movie Sounds Central or linked from Movie Sounds Central retain their original copyright as owned by their respective movie production companies. All sound files are for educational, research, criticism, or review for movie purchase purposes.
Movie Sounds Central holds no liability from misuse of these sound files. Some of the sound files contained on Movie Sounds Central may not be suitable for young children. You gonna squirt some? Vanessa Kensington: You know I meant Austin Powers: No-ho-ho-ho!!
Only sailors use condoms, baby! Vanessa Kensington: Not in the nineties, Austin! Austin Powers: Well, they should, those filthy beggars!
They go from port to port! I understand that cat's involved in big underground drills Since you've been frozen, there have been fabulous advances in the field of dentistry Austin Powers: That's Dr. Evil's cat! Vanessa Kensington: How can you tell? Austin Powers: I never forget a pussy
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